I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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