A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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