have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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