i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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