You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
