They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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