did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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