I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I need to align my fucking chakras
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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