They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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