What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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