she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
