please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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