she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
this boner is exhausting
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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