Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
