I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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