Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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