Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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