yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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