I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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