xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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