If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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