is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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