My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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