Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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