But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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