So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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