he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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