You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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