I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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