Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
