this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
