help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I am spending my child support on dildos
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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