Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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