He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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