I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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