very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
please come you make the beer taste better
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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