so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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