You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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