what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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