a queef is a wish your heart makes.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
