I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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