Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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