My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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