i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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