Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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