turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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