I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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