Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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