Christians are straight up FREAKS
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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