Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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