after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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